ask-the-mighty-thor:

arrowsandsnark:

I - Uh. I think they’re asking about…not your actual hammer, Thor. More a euphemism. You have got some impressive hair though. Does you well. Happy to hear you’re alright though. 

My thanks, Hawk-Midgardian! It is not simple being an heir apparent to the House of Odin, but I am doing what I am able, while also dedicating the remainder of my energy to the maintaining of your realm.

Tell me, have you and Lady Natasha finally married? I cannot begin to describe the tension! What is the word Stark uses … “sexual” tension? Yes, that is quite accurate!