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A blog for anything I feel like posting. Also I should update this with about me info since mobile can't access my about page | J | queer | They/She/He (but that last one’s more out of convenience I’m some sort of nonbinary transfemme girlboy manwoman) | March 27 1991 currently 32 | <3 moveslikebucky | fixate on a lot of things but they're all pretty constant throughout just sometimes bomb tags | lichrally just stuck with this url the past nine years because "Great Vest Bro Han Solo shrugging gif" is my biggest most impactful online joke and I wasn't OP on the original post I made the joke on so I'm kinda stuck with this to link myself to it | Hi this is actually a little bit longer than my actual about page so thank's for sticking with it this far have a lovely day

Aug 18 '15

TOP 10 REASONS WHY I HATE MARVEL

brevoortformspring:

1. Squirrel Girl and frikkin’ Hawkeye get more exposure than my favorite character! How dare you?

2. Actually, you’ve killed my favorite character off! Stop making me angry, Marvel! You wouldn’t like me, when I’m angry!

3. Your comics don’t cost 15 cents anymore!

4. Because you don’t allow Mike Deodato Jr. to draw every single one of your comics!

5. M.O.D.O.K.

6. Why is Star Wars still not 616 canon? HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY DARTH VADER VS DOCTOR DOOM FIGHT?!

7. Oh, so now you want me to believe, that Adam-X can’t stop the Incursion all on his own? Well, excuuuuuseee me, but I believe to know my Marvel comics a little bit better than you do!

8. STOP HATING ON THE X-MEN, GOSH!!!

9. She-Hulk’s muscles turn me on big time. That’s weird.

10. Just admit already, that Hulk would beat Odin in a fist fight! He is the strongest one after all!

God damnit Marvel, get your **** together once and for all, or I’ll punch a puppy in the face!

408 notes (via sugoiney-weaver & brevoortformspring) Tags: text marvel marvel comics obvi there are rly valid criticisms out there but there are also a lot of pointless ones like these goes for dc too Indiana Jones and the Temple of Queue
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